im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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