So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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