What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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