I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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