I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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