Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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