They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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