Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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