I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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