VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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