I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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