It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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