Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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