Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She bit a glass in half.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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