K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize