just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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