I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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