Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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