You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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