She is in my trunk
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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