Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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