The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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