You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
