I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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