so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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