shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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