just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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