when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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