Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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