Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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