I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I have post one night stand depression
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