I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My ATM looks so different sober.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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