no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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