and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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