Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
