What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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