so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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