operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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