I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
