My first STD was from a foam party
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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