I don't think brook has ever known best
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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