I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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