I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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