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(650): View more from California

you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!

(1-650): View more from California

noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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(850): View more from Florida

By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever

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(214): View more from Texas

I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"

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(818): View more from California

I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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(913): View more from Kansas

well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time

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(314): View more from Missouri

Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.

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