how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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