it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
