Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Operation Purity has been aborted
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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