Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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