next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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