he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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