glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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