seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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